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Q What do you get if Bach from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

Q How can you tell someone is from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

Q What happens if you sing country from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

Q What do you get when you from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.

A musician calls the orchestra office asks from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."

Q Why are conductors hearts popular for from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.

Q What do you do with percussionists from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Q What is the definition of a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Q Mom why do you always stand from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

Q Dad why do the singers rock from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.

Person It must be terrible for an from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

Q How can you tell when a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.

Q What is the missing link between from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

Q How do you tell when your from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Havent I seen your face before a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"

Two violinists make a pact that whoever from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day. Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?" Max replies, "Well, it's great, but I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, we're playing "Sheherezade," your favorite piece, tomorrow night!" Abe says, "So what's the bad news?" Max replies, "Well, you're booked to play the solo!"

Jacques Thibault the violinist was once handed from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?" Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."

Q Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineeringA from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Q Why dont violists play hide and from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.